Day God ate gbègìrì and ewédú with me
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Verified Synthesis~274s readFor those whom extorting pastors and imams have fed truckloads of lies about God and heaven, here is an authentic personal experience I had with God. Hearken, ye agents of darkness, who proclaim that they go to heaven to give God a haircut; the Kingdom of God is at hand.
Context & Background
- ✦Because God is the God of all peoples and nations, I saw the pictures of clerics from other religions, too.
Key Figures & Named Entities
2027:God listened and said, “It is not what goes into the mouth that defies a man, but what comes out of the mouth,” adding that He would tell Bola to do normal for Nigerians or face voter revolt in 2027.dollar,:I will not reveal how it looks, lest Nigerian politicians begin to sew their agbada pockets bigger than that of former Governor Gandollar, to pack dollars in order to build bigger galleries than God’s.today:I wanted to sound the trumpet today.” “Why?” I asked, surprised because Jesus didn’t discuss this with me.
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Key Takeaways
Verified Extract- For those whom extorting pastors and imams have fed truckloads of lies about God and heaven, here is an authentic personal experience I had with God.
- Hearken, ye agents of darkness, who proclaim that they go to heaven to give God a haircut; the Kingdom of God is at hand.
- Because God is the God of all peoples and nations, I saw the pictures of clerics from other religions, too.
Key Facts:2027: God listened and said, “It is not what goes into the mouth that defies a man, but what comes out of the mouth,” adding that He would tell Bola to do normal for Nigerians or face voter revolt in 2027.dollar,: I will not reveal how it looks, lest Nigerian politicians begin to sew their agbada pockets bigger than that of former Governor Gandollar, to pack dollars in order to build bigger galleries than God’s.today: I wanted to sound the trumpet today.” “Why?” I asked, surprised because Jesus didn’t discuss this with me.today: “I was meditating on the mountain today when I looked down to earth and saw a pastor from Makurdi, Nigeria, claiming I was complaining to him about my investment in Nigerian churches.
Editorial Excerpt
Read a satirical column about a prophet's personal experience of being late for a heavenly dinner where God ate gbègìrì and ewédú with him.
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God listened and said, “It is not what goes into the mouth that defies a man, but what comes out of the mouth,” adding that He would tell Bola to do normal for Nigerians or face voter revolt in 2027.
